I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut
right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on
to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the
driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and flipped the
woman off.

"Man, that guy is stupid" I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely
and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me
in traffic and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, that's 96 miles each
day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the
bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway so if you just look at
the 7 lanes I am not in, that means I pass something like a new
car every 40 feet per lane. That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though
the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure I pass at
least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like
36,000 cars I pass every day. Statistically, half of these are driven
by females, that's 18,000.

In any given group of females 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying
or unrewarding. That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have
seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry
weapons and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that
has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Flip one off?....... I think not.