A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at
a bar in a small town.
He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde
woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "OK jerk, I've
heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes. What makes
you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical
attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like
you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community,
of reaching my full potential as a person...because you and your kind
continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women
at large...all in the name of humor."

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologise, when the blonde pipes
up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little guy on your
knee!"