A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix...
The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the
patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest.
Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told
him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown
down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive
tape, the ultra sticky kind... Written in large black letters was the
sentence, "Get well soon! Luv, from the nurse you gave a ticket to last
week!"