Two older women, Coleen and Melinda, who were rivals in a social
circle met at a Christmas party at their country club.

"My dear," said Melinda, "Are those real pearls?"

"They are," replied Coleen.

"Of course the only way I could tell would be for me to bite them,"
smiled Melinda.

Coleen responded, "Yes, but for that you would need real teeth."