Two friends, one an Optimist and the other a Pessimist, could
never quite agree on any topic of discussion. One day the Optimist
decided he had found a good way to pull his friend out of his
continual Pessimistic thinking.

The Optimist owned a huntin' dog that could walk on water. His
plan? Take the Pessimist and the dog out duck hunting in a boat.

They got out into the middle of the lake, and the Optimist brought
down a duck. The dog immediately walked out across the water,
retrieved the duck, and walked back to the boat.

The Optimist looked at his Pessimistic friend and said, "What do
you think about that?"

The Pessimist replied, "That dog can't swim, can he?