There were three construction workers, one was Mexican, one
was English, and the other was Polish. They were on the
high scaffolding of the building they were building, and
they were eating lunch.

The Mexican looked in his lunch, and said, "A taco, if I
get a taco one more time I'm going to jump off this
building!"

The English guy looked in his lunch, and said, "Crumpets,
if I get crumpets one more time I'm going to jump off this
building!"

Then the Polish guy looked in his lunch and said, "Polish
sausage, if I get this sausage one more time I'm going to
jump off of this building!"

The next day they all got the same lunch, and they all
jumped off the building, and died. At the funeral the
Mexican's wife said, "If he would have told me he didn't
want tacos I would have made him something different."

Then the English guy's wife said, "If he would have told
me he didn't want crumpets I would have made him something
else."

Then the Polish guy's wife said, "I don't understand, he
made his own lunch."