A man saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his
collar, he stopped him and said, "Excuse me, but why are you wearing your
shirt backwards?"
- The priest laughed, "Because, my son, I am a Father!"
- The man scratched his head. "But I am a father too, and I
don't wear my shirt backwards!"
Again the priest laughed. "But I am a Father of thousands!"
To which the man replied, "Well then you should wear your shorts
backwards!"