My dad was traveling down a Pennsylvania highway when
he came across a construction zone (imagine that
construction in PA!). He noticed a state trooper in his
rear view mirror so he slowed down to the 45MPH speed
limit in the zone.
Near the end of the construction area,he noticed a large
black object flying towards his vehicle. He felt a slight
bump and saw in his mirror that a large bird (possibly
a turkey or crow) had hit him and was bounced right
into the windshield of the state trooper.

The trooper immediately turned on his light and pulled
my dad over. The trooper asked if my dad was hurt in
anyway. My dad replied that he was OK and questioned
the trooper about his condition. He replied, "I am OK,
but I am going to have to give you a ticket." My dad got
upset and wanted to know why.

The trooper answered, "For flipping me the bird!"