You know you are suffering from "Empty Nest Syndrome" if.....

You have thrown out the better part of the last several one-gallon
jugs of milk, but still can't bring yourself to buy the one-quart
cartons.

You called the power company and asked them to check your meter,
because the hot-water bill has been way too low.

You suddenly realize that you no longer need to include video late
fees as part of the monthly budget.

You are shocked when you notice you can push the buttons on the car
radio and KNOW what station you will get.

The bottle of shampoo has been in the shower so long you are starting
to think it might be a mystical experience - kind of a loaves-and-
fishes thing.

They've been gone three years and you still cook enough for your
husband to have seconds and thirds ... and fourths.

You still walk through the living room in the crouched position with
your picking-up hand brushing the floor, even though it encounters no
dirty socks.

You ask the mechanic to check why your car is costing so little to run.

Your cupboards overflow with uneaten school lunch treats.

You still hide your best make-up.