Daughter Likes To Screw
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.
He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the
front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in.
"Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?," he
says. "That's cool," says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby
what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they
will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie. Carrie's
father responds "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear
all the kids are doing it."
Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby, so he
asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it.
"Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw;
she'll screw all night if we let her!"
Well, Bobby doesn't quite know what to think, but his plan for
the evening is beginning to look pretty good.
A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle
skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless
with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams
the door behind her, and screams: "Dammit Daddy! THE TWIST!!
IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!"
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