1. You dream in Javascript and Hypertext language.
2.Instead of laughing out loud when u find something funny in the real world u just say LOL.
3.You say you can do a 360 Fingerflip to Amateur Skaters but you don't say, in Tony Hawks Pro Skater 4.
4.You get wet dreams after you bought a computer with a GeForce MX motherboard.
5.You waste time on the internet looking for meaningless jokes like this one.