And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and
spinach, green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so man would
live a long and healthy life.

But Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the
double cheeseburger. And McDonald's said to man, "You want fries
with that?" And man said "Supersize them" and man gained pounds.

And God said, "Try my fresh salad."

But Satan created ice cream. And man gained pounds.

And God said, I have sent thee heart-healthy vegetables and olive
oil with which to cook them. "