In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8'x 10' cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6'x 8'cubicle.
In prison you get three meals a day.
At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison, you get three square meals a day.

At home, you cook three square meals a day and try to get your
kids to eat it.

In prison, you get an hour each day in the yard to exercise and
mingle.

At home you get to clean the yard up so you can mow it so your
kids can spread more toys all over it so that you can go out
and clean it again because little Jr. can't sleep without his
latest lego creation.

In prison, you get to watch TV, cable even.

At home, you get to listen to your children fight over the remote