Once upon a time there was a prince who, through no fault of his own, was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the Prince could speak only one word each year. However, he could save up the words so that if he did not speak for a whole year, the following year he was allowed to speak two words.

An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to
keep her company........ So off to the pet shop she went......

She searched and searched. Nothing seemed to catch her interest,
except this ugly frog...... As she walked by the jar he was in,
she looked and he winked at her......

He whispered , "IM LONELY TOO, BUY ME AND YOU WONT BE SORRY."

The old lady figured....WHAT THE HECK, she hadn't found anything
else.

She bought the frog and put him in the car........

Driving down the road the frog whispered to her "KISS ME AND YOU