A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

(only a man would do this)
(Gals - you have got to read the whole thing if you can keep the tears out of your eyes)

Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:

Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd Anniversary, and I was looking for a little something "extra" for my wife.

A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was
their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was
too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the
volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an
eternal optimist, the other a doom & gloom pessimist.

Just to see what would happen, on the twins' birthday their father
loaded the pessimist's room with every imaginable toy and game.
The optimist's room he loaded with horse manure.

That night the father passed by the pessimist's room and found