A man sits alone in a far corner of a bar, quietly drinking for about three hours. Suddenly, he jumps up and shouts for all to hear, "All lawyers are assholes!"

He sits back down, intending to finish his drink. Soon, though, a huge, husky fellow approaches him and proceeds to pummel him mercilessly, leaving him lying on the floor in a heap.

As the husky man is leaving the bar, the bartender says to him, "I suppose you're a lawyer?"

The husky man replies, "No, I'm an asshole!"