Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:

"Dr Smith and Dr. Jones, "Hysterias and Posteriors."

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to read,
"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to
"Catatonics and High Colonics."
No go.

Next, they tried
"Manic Depressives and Anal Retentive."
Thumbs down again.

Then came
"Minds and Behinds."
Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in
"Lost Souls and Butt Holes."
Unacceptable again.

Walking through San Francisco's Chinatown, a tourist from the Midwest
was fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners.
He turned a corner and saw a building with the sign "Moishe Plotnik's
Chinese Laundry."

"Moishe Plotnik?" he wondered. "How does that fit in Chinatown?" So
he walked into the shop and saw a fairly standard looking Chinese laundry.
He could see that the proprietors were clearly aware of the uniqueness of
the name as there were baseball hats, T-Shirts and coffee mugs emblazoned