A lady approaches her priest and tells him : “Father I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”….

“What do they say?” the priest inquired.

“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Want to have some fun?’”

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested.
When the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner. His reply was:

"When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement which read