The following apparently comes from a Catholic
elementary school.It could happen...

Kids were asked questions
about the Old and New Testaments. The following
statements about the Bible were written by children.
They have not been retouched or corrected (i.e.,
incorrect spelling has been left in.)....

In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got
tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.

Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark,
which animals come on to in pears.