A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes
up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll hang out
with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the
frog in his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll be your
girlfriend for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his
pocket.

A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll be your
girlfriend for a whole year!". The programmer smiles and walks on.

A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. The
young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were
watching the action. A substitute was put into the game, and as
he was running onto the field to take his position, the boy said
to his girfriend, "Take a good look at that fellow. I expect him
to be our best man next year."
His girfriend snuggled closer and said to the surprised young
man, "That's the strangest way I ever heard of for a fellow to
propose to a girl. Regardless of how you said it, I accept!"