What Religion Is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.

What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?

Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.

Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:

A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and
set out to the mall in search of one in her size.
She entered an upscale department store and approached the
saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?"

The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the
store and proceeded to another department store where
she is rebuffed in much the same manner.

After a third try at another department store in the mall, she
had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart.